2014: the year celeb ladies stopped putting up with media bullshit and it was beautiful
Always reblog this. ALWAYS.
You have no idea what an adventurer poses like but try anyway.
… maybe you’ll try again later. — Prequel, March 24, 2011
You look thirsty, she says. You should have some of this awesome wine. In fact, you have to have some, it’s just that good. You nervously try to explain that you are a recovering alcoholic and have the booze tolerance of an anorexic six-year-old, but your new friend insists you are just pussying out. Pussy pussy pussy. She asks again if you would like a drink.
Frankly, you would love a drink right now. Also she has a knife. — Prequel, March 14, 2011
A Surprise Pride and Prejudice Engagement
(Note: This isn’t me)
See? This is a tailor-made proposal. Not some “big screen of basketball game nonsense. This person took into account his girlfriend’s pastimes and favourite things in the world, knew how close to the family she was and engineered the perfect engagement proposal, without a doubt managing to make sure this would please her (surely her mother and sisters would know).
This is how you do big gestures.
When you blink faster than the shutter camera.
nah this is some paranormal activity shit someone please tell this child and his family to move out immediately
Southwest Colorado wildflowers, July 2014