friends are constantly coming to me for advice about their relationships and love lives and i’m just
Calvin: If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
Hobbes: How so?
Calvin: Well, when you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
Fox sleeping in a graveyard.
#sometimes I am extremely glad I am a mammal and have a boring penis#I mean it’s obviously not BORING#but you know#it doesn’t cause permanent scarring every time I use it#I am digging myself a hole I’m just gonna stop there
Oh like I WASN’T going to reblog these tags. XD
And this is actually super accurate. Look at this awesome (FREE!) paper from PLOS ONE which really demonstrates the usefulness of genital morphology when describing new species.
Glaw F, Köhler J, Townsend TM, Vences M (2012) Rivaling the World’s Smallest Reptiles: Discovery of Miniaturized and Microendemic New Species of Leaf Chameleons (Brookesia) from Northern Madagascar. PLoS ONE 7(2): e31314. doi:10.1371/journal.pone.0031314
So much cute I may explode
im fucking crying oh my god
~*~*~ Illegal organ harvesting ~*~*~ That’s my favorite hobby, too!